Perfect gif usage. Also, Goonies Friday from dudeinpublishing is making my day. I may or may not have a Goonies tattoo.
*This literally used to be my job. Why the fuck did no one call me like 3 days ago when I could have actually done something about it?
I mean, we pay a ton for tracking, which doesn’t actually help, and I don’t know how much more tape I can put on the packages at this point.
I feel this pain. Been there, lifeinbookreviews.
*He wrote my favorite opening line in literature:
“It was inevitable: the scent of bitter almonds always reminded him of the fate of unrequited love.” - R.I.P.
(I love you, Brooklyn. You never fail me. And you answer my emails.)